Are you there satan? It's me Chelsea,

Jun 02

minimalmovieposters:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by Travis English

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I swear to god Michelle if you call in ” sick” today, and I have to work your shift. I will send you all the gay porn pictures.

ALL OF THEM.

Forever sexually frustrated.

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Jun 01

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I have the 6th-10th off at work. SOMEONE GO TO PORTLAND WITH ME.

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Today at work a man who looked like Walt Disney told me I was a beautiful polite young lady.

No other compliment from any other person will make my day as much as that did.

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May 31

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I do not like today, not even a little bit not even at all.

So now I sleep it off and pretend tomorrow will be better.

Is it Portland yet.

Sometimes life gets hard,

When that happens you have to say to yourself ” it’s time to get drunk with your best friend and have a slumber party with them”