Are you there satan? It's me Chelsea,: Archive

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ayealiya: buy-me-food-because-i: haave-you-met-ted: deestarvivo: My daughter has chosen the Dark Side omg. jesus christ omfg literally laughing out loud LMFAOOO I just put this on repeat like 20 times because it got funnier each time.

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Recently at work I've been reading a biography...

Coworker: What are you reading there? 
Me: just a biography about Walt...
Coworker: Walt?
Me: Disney.
Coworker: oh how is it?
Me: It's amazing like you don't even know. He was seriously the most brilliant man ever, I mean he revolutionized the cartoon industry. It all started when he was a young kid, he use to draw just for fun you know? I mean he use to even do carictitures of people at his local barber shop for free haircuts! He wasn't any normal kid either, once his teacher asked him to draw a vase with flowers in it, and what does he do?! He draws faces on those flowers and gives them arms! He always had creativity and his whole life all he wanted to do was draw, but he had a strict father you see? And his dad didn't actually want him to get into that he wanted him to get a real job, HA! I know right? If he only knew. Anyway eventually years down the line he started working as a real cartoonist! And that led to making small cartoon commercials and eventually to the beloved company we know today. Did you know he had to keep remaking snow white just to try and improve it?! First he wanted sound! Then he wanted color! But golly did it pay off am I right? Oh! And Disneyland! He wanted a place where children and parents can actually play together! He wanted parents to feel like kids again and that's what he did! I mean imagine Walt just strolling down main street and looking at his creation and how proud he must have been! He was amazing man. Oh and mickey? I mean basically Walt was Mickey and Mickey was walt you know what I mean? Gosh and to think It all started with a mouse.
Coworker: ....
Me: .....
Coworker: okay have a nice day....

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That awkward generation gap when you’re playing against someone on draw something and they wrote ” somebody to love” And you tried to type queen but it’s actually usher….

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I once dated this kid who was musically talented. We had a rough break up and he decided that the next time we hung out to play a song he wrote bout me. He proceeded to sing a song slandering me. I sat there awkwardly and uncomfortably. For my sake, I hope he never becomes remotely famous because I wouldn’t want to sit there in my awkwardness. Luckily I don’t think...

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