January 2012
December 2011
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I honestly have zero empathy towards other people.
I’ve seen two girls at my work cry because of our manager, And I laughed at them.
Then this guy told me he was upset cause he got dumped and I told him to man up.
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Apparently singing out loud about everything...
I was doing so at work.
And Everyone was giving me weird looks.
Then I yelled this:
And nobody got it and I got weird looks, and was asked why I’m so weird.
And not one fuck was given.
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It honestly bugs me how insane you are,
it’s like we’ve been broken up forever now what two three years? I don’t know.
anyways it’s like every time I got a new boyfriend you were there with the
” I love you, i miss you”
And Eventually I learned my lesson and learned to say fuck off.
Now you find out I’m engaged and you’re there apologizing for everything.
Saying you miss me.
Saying...
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Whenever I watch 500 days of summer I get in such...
I don’t know. I just think.
How relationships had to fall apart so this one can fall together.
How bad things had to happen so I can appreciate the good.
How we needed to meet each other at that moment no other one.
I constantly wonder what would have happened if we met each other on those days we had close calls.
Like on Halloween, what would have happened if I hadn’t left...
allisonleslie:
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Okay I think this is really cool. So here.
Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
heyfunniest:
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them i’m claustrophobic?”
“uhmm.. you guys.. can you like.. dig me up.. i’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah..”
“omg, satan is so funny!”
“hell isn’t that bad, atleast you get internet :)”
“lol u guise, i saw the list for people going to hell, you,...
What I think when I get an asshole customer:
It honestly gets to that point in your life that...
and you need to learn to stop acting like you’re in high school.
One of my life goals has always been to tickle someone till they peed their pants. Tonight I accomplished that, however I didn’t expect for that person to end up peeing on me.
my whole day I spent Fighting the urge to shout:
“Merry Christmas you little fuckers.”
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I have to work tomorrow. So my family doesn’t want to open presents tonight but doesn’t want to wait for me to open them.
When I asked If they can wait I got called a selfish bitch and then cussed out.
Merry fucking Christmas to me.
idahope asked: Spearmint or peppermint?
Sometimes I feel like jake gyllenhaal when I talk...
Sandwich you so funny.
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We Decided on Disneyland for the wedding.
And I was looking at the site, And I can get married in Sleeping beauty castle.
And and have Cinderella’s carriage.
Leave me here to die.
I’m so excited. omg you don’t even know.
On the weird side though,
Yesterday I found out I work with my Ex boyfriends Ex girlfriend
When she figured this out she yelled ” ew isn’t he disgusting! And he has such a small chode!”
And I laughed so hard.
And I’ll be friends with her for this reason only.
I was so excited for my paycheck today,
Till I found out it’s only $34.
Fuuuuuuuuuck.
And my next one is going to be around the same, I have to wait a whole month to get a decent paycheck since I have worked shitty hours the past few weeks. Awesome
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I'm just trying to figure out how you make a...
I’m confused.
Like what.
A few days ago i left my phone at home, Since I wasn’t texting devon he assumed i just dropped it in the toilet.
I argued and argued I’d never do such things.
Five minutes ago i did.
I think it’s really funny. But my phone is fucked.
Our parents know. My best friends know!
Aweeeee yeahhhhhhhhhh.
Everyone’s happy and I’m so ecstatic.
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