February 2011
You just gotta love being replaced. Amiright?! ;D
Can I just marry my best guy friend.
That would be swell.
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Reason #9345932 why I hate highschool
Me: hey is the blow dryer behind you?
Some douche: why you need something to blow? cause i have something you can blow!
Me:”blow it up your ass, you asshole!”
January 2011
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Oh kaitlyn gervase… How I adore you and your luscious lips. I love you as much as Katy perry.. Okay, just a little less.
Watchmattyeager:
this is just a video i made with a cheesy voice over. Everything in it is original and created by me, including the music so don’t say i’m using copyrighted music. that’s also why it’s boring.
I am a homeless person.
Matty this was really good dear. I loved it
we need to do our video
Just found out a guy cheated on his girlfriend with me last year…. They’re still dating.
Ha.. She was like ” oh woah it’s been eight months together!” then I counted back and was like “oh shitt.”
Not sure how to feel bout this.
adouchetoremember asked: Batman?
Why Batman?
Why Batman?
That moment when you feel someone doesn't want to...
Relevant to this moment in time.
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http://news.yahoo.com/video/entertainment-15749636/... →
can i just say, that america needs to get the stick out their ass. they’re making such a big deal about this! are you kidding me? this is just a show! it’s not even as raunchy as the british version, and they should be grateful for that. it’s a good show. and as much as parents hate it, there’s sex and drugs constantly on tv they need to get over it.
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Things devons dad yells at his son.
“I slept with your mother last night douchebag, so BURN! “
Catching Them All
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is catching them all. I really regret catching all the Pokemon. I have no room in my house anymore with all these Pokeballs everywhere, and they’re all so needy, especially Snorlax — all it does is eat. It’s really ruining my life.
[Male, 18]
My body aches, it heaves, it shakes All summer...
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danikamcclure-deactivated201105 asked: Go to the thrift store and buy ugly sweaters!
Then you just go to walmart and buy some fabric, cut out your letters and sew them on!
Then you just go to walmart and buy some fabric, cut out your letters and sew them on!
I'm in special Ed math.
It’s the most amazing pathetic thing ever. It’s not really for special Ed kids. But anyways its so simple.
It’s like solve for 3 to the 4th power. And all they really want is for you to put.
3•3•3•3.
I’ve never felt so smart in a math class in my life.
HARRY POTTER FANS I NEED HELP!!!
Okay so Wednesday is twin day at my school. Well my friend and I wanted to be george and Fred. So we need a easy costume we can make. I was kinda thinking the “w” and “g” sweaters.
Oy. Any ideas?
Ugh. I just made me married to Katy perry on the...
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my wants in life are so small compared to everyone...
So today we were doing this exercise in Acting class about thinking what you want more than anything in the world.
while everyone else simply wanted, love, to get famous, a family, to be someones hero , and all this deep stuff.
All I wanted was to go to the Harry Potter theme park.
I honestly don’t think it’s a bad thing. but it got me thinking, once I go there(and see the last...
roarlikethatx3 asked: hey people exposed/talking crap about you on
http://tinyurl.c73d.com/chelseameetsworld
just thought id tell you
http://tinyurl.c73d.com/chelseameetsworld
just thought id tell you
danikamcclure-deactivated201105 asked: NOOOOOO. I knew long long ago.
I just didn't know people existed like that.
I just didn't know people existed like that.
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Just finished watching mean girls two.
I couldn’t fight the temptation.
Anyways the only funny character was the principal who’s the same one from the first one.
I'd rather see a full length film explaining why...
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Story time children!
So there was this boy, who was madly in love with me. i found him creepy told him I couldn’t date him. In return he wrote poems about it. He would tell my best friend “i’ll come back to him.”
Weeks passed, I never “came back to him” he starts telling people I’m a lesbian, and it’s why I wont date him.
He texts me Every day for two weeks straight,...
You're online, i'm online, we haven't talked in...
This kid on facebook is Bitching about how he wrote this really long letter to Eminem and all he wrote back was “kool” and that, that is so rude.
Ummm he’s Eminem.
Do you think he gives one fuck if you think he’s rude? Do you think he’ll spend all his fucking time replying to obsessed fans. Hell no. He’s Eminem he’ll do whatever the fuck he wants...
Watchrunawaybaby-:
mypradasatthecleaners:
girlwithtulle:
lerman:
pushing-updaisies:
blamebriandales:
staygoldseventeen:
halfstoned:
dumbwhoresbestfriends:
Did you notice the guy in the grey boxers? You probably didn’t. When I recorded this video he wasn’t there. It wasn’t until I played it back that I saw him. The room I was taking the video in was cursed with his ghost. If you don’t...
Romy: Besides, didn't *you* have a thing for Sandy in high school?
Heather: I did not have a THING! I did not have a thing, I did NOT have a THING! I was VERY much in love with him! VERY much in love and there's a difference!
[to customer behind her]
Heather: There's a difference!
[to Romy]
Heather: There's a difference! I have to go now!
And we sing hooray for the madness We are better...
fawkes-:
Can I just take this moment to explain how much I hate Dakota Fanning? I hate her a lot. Like, a whole whole lot. She is my celebrity arch enemy. And I don’t even know why.
dear god I say this all the time, and when I see her I just sit there and bitch about her. She just seems so annoying
Let's get wrecked on pop-tarts and sex and see the...
Studying for finals < having fun.
Let's get wrecked on pop-tarts and sex and see the...